The Mishmash at this tiny, and let’s say it, cruddy eatery on Avenue Sherbrooke in NDG is quite possibly the most legendary brunch option in the city. That’s because, first, it’s simply scrumptious, and, second, it is said to contain as many calories as five Big Macs. It’s a four-egg mash with every type of meat: bacon, ham, sausage and salami, plus mounds of cheese and a smattering of tomato, not to mention the best hash browns in the city. Order it with black coffee and rye toast for the complete experience. If you’re watching your waistline, get the Creation instead: bacon, salami, a fried egg, cheese and lettuce on a bagel.